My life as a 20-something yr old with a muffin top, who lives in a foreign country and has a thing for hot nerds.

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Rory on meeting guys at bars

 So i called Rory and let him know how easy it was to find a
rival for Brad Pitt, he say’s no way and seems pretty impressed.

But then i have to come clean about the whole thing and tell
him that the Brad Pitt rival had a girlfriend who is
apparently pretty and nice.

R; Hb, where did you meet this guy some seedy bar ?
Me: No it wasn’t a seedy bar it’s a really cool bar.
R: what the hell are you crazy. don’t you know
guys at bars are just trying to get laid or making sure
their partner isn’t get laid and before you ask me it’s
not a gay guy thing, it’s the way the world works thing.
Me. Seriously Rory, how do you even come up with these rules.

R; drunk people go to bars. drunk people want to have sex. Or desperate guys know
that drunk people are most likely to put out.
Me. Mmmmhmmm.
R; how many guys have you dated that you met at a bar ?
Me; (it takes me a moment to think about it, sadly i used to do this thing where i dated guys just
because i was bored.) “none”
R; and how many guys have you had a one night stand with have you meet in a bar.
Me; you have a point.
R; you didn’t even take it seriously, hello earth to sarah. You are not trying to get laid
you are trying to meet a super hot guy who doesn’t want a one night stand or anything else from
you for that matter.

Damn it. Why is it that he knows everything. Iv known Rory my whole life.
But i swear the day he came out of the closet he got sent the “encyclopedia’s of love” from gaymen direct.

So Rory has given me 3 chances to “pull a Brad Pitt rival”
It’s really just two because i have already used one up on lying jerk with girlfriend
and now im not even allowed to meet this brad pitt rival guy at a bar.

I called Penny and asked her what she thought about trying to meet a cute guy at the new years eve thing
we are going to. Which is basically us standing around a harbour with a bunch of other people looking
at fire works saying ohhhh ahhhh.

I figure new years eve is a perfect time because everyone is feeling depressed about
being single because they had no one to kiss.